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Clerk's Backroom
Keep your voice down and your eyes on the gear. This is the raw manifest – strictly the hardware that makes a Resident a professional.
- Snitch Kit -
Comms
Elgato Wave:3 Microphone
Premium Studio Quality USB Condenser Microphone for Gaming, Free Mixer Software, Sound Effect Plugins, Anti-Distortion, Plug ’n Play
MacOS, PlayStation
Clerk’s Intel
“The gold-standard USB mic. ClipGuard tech prevents peaking when you’re screaming through a high-speed car chase. Pure professional.”
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Logitech G Astro Headset
Logitech G Astro A50 X LIGHTSPEED Wireless Gaming Headset and Base – PRO-G GRAPHENE, Bluetooth, HDMI 2.1 Passthru – Black
MacOS, PlayStation, Windows, Xbox
Clerk’s Intel
“The command center. Simultaneous multi-system routing with wireless. Zero lag, total situational awareness. Switch between rigs without dropping the signal.”
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Shure SM7B Dynamic Microphone
Broadcast, Podcast & Recording, XLR Studio Mic, Wide-Range Frequency, Warm & Smooth Sound, Detachable Windscreen – Black
All with XLR
Clerk’s Intel
“Broadcast dominance. Heavy-duty shielding against electromagnetic interference. Built like a tank to deliver a voice that commands the room.”
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Sony Noise Cancelling Headphones
Sony WH-1000XM5 Hard Case Premium Noise Cancelling Wireless Over-Ear Headphones, Bluetooth, Clear Call Quality, Hi-Res Audio – Black
Android, MacOS
Clerk’s Intel
“Industry-leading noise cancellation. Absolute silence for high-stakes focus. If you need to hear a pin drop in a riot, these are the only option.”
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- Getaway Driver -
Control
Sony DualSense Edge® Controller
Sony PlayStation DualSense Edge® Wireless Controller with haptic feedback, adaptive triggers, built-in microphone – Midnight Black
PlayStation, Windows
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Clerk’s Intel
“The ‘Midnight Black’ isn’t just for stealth. The real value is in the modular stick units if one starts to drift during a high-speed chase, you just pop it out and slide in a fresh one.”
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Logitech Racing Wheel & Pedals
G923 Racing Wheel & Pedals, TRUEFORCE up to 1000 Hz Force Feedback, Responsive Driving Design, Dual Clutch Launch Control – Black
PlayStation, Windows
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Clerk’s Intel
“If you want a clean getaway, you need to feel the asphalt through your palms. TRUEFORCE haptics let you know exactly when your traction breaks on a rainy Vice City.”
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Victrix ProCon BFG Controller
Full Wireless and Wired Compatibility: With the Mode switch players can easily swap between PlayStation 4/5 and PC (using X input) devices
PlayStation, Windows
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Clerk’s Intel
“Reconfigure the physical layout for any vehicle class. Its tuned for PC and PlayStation, check the manifest for Xbox-equivalent hardware if you’re running a green-label rig.”
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Xbox Elite S2 Controller
Bluetooth Wireless Controller Series 2. Use Xbox Wireless, Bluetooth or the included USB-C cable for PC, Series X|S, One, Windows 10 – Black
Windows, Xbox
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Clerk’s Intel
“Ready for the high-stakes circuit. Those shorter hair triggers are a literal life-saver in a firefight, and the wrap-around grip stays tacky even when the heat is on.”
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- Situation Room -
Visuals
BenQ ScreenBar LED Light
BenQ Monitor Light LED Light Bar with Auto Dimming, Stepless Hue Adjustment & Touch Control, Eye Caring, No Screen Glare – Matte Black
Universal
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Clerk’s Intel
“In this city, you don’t want the big lights on. Lifted from a night-shift dispatcher, this BenQ clips to your deck for a glare-free workspace. Essential kit for the low-profile resident.”
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Visuals
Alienware 34 Curved Monitor
Alienware Monitor WQHD, 21:9 Curved, 240Hz, QD-OLED, 0.03ms, NVIDIA G-SYNC, AMD FreeSync Premium Pro, HDR True Black, USB-C
MacOS, PlayStation, Windows, Xbox
$$$
Clerk’s Intel
“Just snagged this 34-inch monitor at the port. Blacks as deep as the Everglades. The screen wraps the Vice City skyline around your field of vision – price is a literal steal.”
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OBSBOT Tiny 3 Lite Webcam
Tiny 3 Lite AI-Powered Spatial Audio 4K Webcam – Compact AI Tracking PTZ Camera with 1/2″ Sensor, Tri-Mic, Voice Control, 120FPS, HDR
Android, MacOS, Windows
$$$
Clerk’s Intel
“Uses AI to track your movements – perfect for when you’re pacing around the safehouse. It even captures spatial audio, so your crew hears every detail of the plan.”
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Samsung 32 Inch Odyssey OLED
Samsung Odyssey OLED LS27FG810SUXXU 27″ 4K UHD Gaming Monitor – 0.03ms, 240Hz, 3840×2160, HDMI 2.1, Displayport, USB
Android, MacOS, PlayStation, Windows, Xbox
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Clerk’s Intel
“If the Alienware is too street, the G8 is the penthouse choice. Liberated from an office in the City, this OLED is thinner than a burner phone! It’s more than a screen – it’s a status symbol.”
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Furniture
GTPLAYER Fabric Gaming Chair
GTPLAYER Fabric Gaming Chair with Footrest, Ergonomic Computer Desk Chair with Pocket Spring Cushion, High Back Support Lumbar Support, Heavy Duty Wide
Universal
$$$
Clerk’s Intel
“Not everyone’s pulling six-figure heists, yet! If you’re still grinding the docks, you need the GTPLAYER. Perfect for those 12-hour stakeouts when you need to stay cool and comfortable.”
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Furniture
noblechairs EPIC Gaming Chair
noblechairs EPIC Gaming Chair. Adjustable Ergonomic Design. This is a luxury chair of the highest class, making it the perfect centrepiece to your gaming room – Black
Universal
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Clerk’s Intel
“The ‘High-Roller’ special. Wrapped in vegan leather with stitching so clean it belongs in a supercar. For residents who aren’t just playing the game – they’re running the city.”
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Furniture
FLEXISPOT Electric Standing Desk
FLEXISPOT E5 One Piece Electric Standing Desk. Dual Motors 3 Stage with USB. Height Adjustable. Memory Smart Panel, Anti-collision System – Black
Universal
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Clerk’s Intel
“This thing is built like a safe. Dual motors lift your entire rig in silence. Memory presets so you can switch from ‘Sitting (Driving)’ to ‘Standing (Shooting)’ with a single tap.”
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Furniture
ODK L Shaped Gaming Desk
ODK L Shaped Gaming Desk with LED Lights & Power Outlets, 140x80cm Corner Desk with Drawers, Reversible Gaming Table with Monitor Shelf & PC Stand
Universal
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Clerk’s Intel
“Still running ops from a motel desk? Get the ODK. Fits any corner and gives you the surface area of a penthouse for a fraction of the cost. LED-ready for midnight sessions.”
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Accessory
Govee Neon Rope Light 2
Neon LED Strip Light for Skirting Board, 5M Neon Rope Light for Wall Lines & Corners, Work with Matter, LED Rope for Gaming Room
Universal
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Clerk’s Intel
“Flexible neon rope lets you bend the Vice City glow into any shape you want. It syncs with your voice or your phone, turn your bedroom into a command center!”
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Accessory
Razer Quick Charging Xbox Stand
Quick Charger for any Xbox Controller. Universal Compatibility, Magnetic Contact System, One-handed Navigation – Black
Windows, Xbox
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Clerk’s Intel
“Dead batteries are a liability. This magnetic Razer dock juices any Xbox deck in under 3 hours. Its Carbon Black finish keeps your safehouse looking clean.”
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Accessory
Razer Quick Charging PS5 Stand
Quick Charging Stand for PlayStation 5 Controller. Quick Charge, Curved Cradle Design, Powered by USB, One-Handed Navigation – Black
PlayStation
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Clerk’s Intel
“Don’t get caught with a dead deck mid-chase. Razer dock juices your controller in under 3 hours. Black finish stays stealthy until the LEDs signal you’re back in the fight.”
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Accessory
Xbox Series X Cooling Fan
Cooling Fan Dust Cover with Auto Mode, Xbox Series X Fan with 9 RGB Lights, Built-in AUTO Adjustable Fan Cooling System – Black
Xbox
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Clerk’s Intel
“Vice City heat cooks a Series X in weeks. This shield adds an auto-adjusting fan to pull the fever out and a dust cover to keep grime out. It’s life insurance for your deck.”
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Pick your kit and get out!
the next shipment is already hitting the docks.
No Civilians!
The Clerk